History of the Church of the Eternal Communion

 

October 2005

The Chief Prophet is ordained as a Minister of another denomination.

 

November 2005

Finding the theology of his ordained denomination insufficient, the Chief Prophet founds the Church of the Eternal Communion (henceforth, "the Great Schism").

 

November - December 2005

The Three Orders of the Church of the Eternal Communion are revealed to the Chief Prophet (the "Primary Prophesy").

 

December 2005 - January 2006

The Doctrines of the Three Orders are developed by the Chief Prophet and made available to the world.

 

January 2006

The Church of the Eternal Communion embarks on the Path of Goodness, providing assistance to two worthy charitable causes.

 

January 2006

The first online services of the Church of the Eternal Communion are held.

 

February 2006

The Church of the Eternal Communion continues along the Path of Goodness, providing assistance to two more worthy charitable causes.

 

February 2006

The Church of the Eternal Communion holds its first Sunday School services.

 

March 2006

The Church of the Eternal Communion receives recognition from the US Copyright Office for Church Literature and Doctrine.

 

September 2006

The Chief Prophet of the Church of the Eternal Communion mans a booth at the WineSouth Festival, distributing Church literature, spreading the Good Word, and Celebrating Communion with an estimated crowd of 4000 Communionists.

 

September 2006

The first Church Fundraiser is held, followed by the Church Fish & Shrimp Fry, generating substantial revenue for the Church to continue its Good Works.

 

September 2006

The first annual Rosh Hashanah Champagne Communion is celebrated.

 

October 2006

Church leadership conclave is held.

 

November - December 2006

The Chief Prophet is resurrected after assasination at the hands of the Wedowites.

 

December 2006

The Chief Prophet is honored as Time Magazine's "Person of the Year".

 

March - August 2007

The Church expands, ordaining Bishops to oversee dioceses in Charleston South Carolina, St. Simons Georgia, and Charlotte North Carolina.

 

October 2007

His Holiness, the Dalai Lama travels from Dharamsala India and presents a teaching on Buddhism to the Chief Prophet, on the occasion of the 42nd anniversary of the Chief Prophet's arrival on Earth.

 

 

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