FATWAHS OF THE CHURCH OF THE ETERNAL COMMUNION
Since so many other religions seem intent on condemning others for their activities or beliefs, or inciting fanatics to kill Danish cartoonists, etc., the Church of the Eternal Communion feels justified in issuing our own fatwahs against:
Fatwah No. 1:
Soccer. Especially Women's Soccer.
Fatwah No. 2:
Not Finishing Your Beer (or other Communion Beverage).
Fatwah No. 3:
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